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		<title>If God Texted The 10 Commandments</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[The 10 Commandments]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here is one way to communicate the 10 commandments, the older you are the longer it will take to read!! 1. no1 b4 me. srsly. 2. dnt wrshp pix/idols 3. no omg&#8217;s 4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r) 5. pos ok &#8211; ur m&#38;d r cool 6. dnt kill ppl 7. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two little boys</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys&#8217; mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Church Signs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 05:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;No God &#8212; No Peace. Know God &#8212; Know Peace.&#8221; &#8220;Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!&#8221; &#8220;Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.&#8221; &#8220;Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!&#8221; An ad for St.Joseph&#8217;s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A new missionary recruit</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 01:27:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn&#8217;t understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but eventually got back on track and found the place. Having arrived late, the church was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The value of a Catholic education and a pencil</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School.  Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. &#8220;Tell me Susie, who created the universe?&#8221; When Susie didn&#8217;t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;M HAVING NUN OF THAT!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome  cab driver won&#8217;t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: &#8216;I have a question to ask you but I don&#8217;t want to offend you.&#8217; She answers, &#8216;My son, you cannot offend me. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Ladies Talking in Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I&#8217;m Sylvia. How&#8217;d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn&#8217;t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &#38; sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Different points of view</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!   There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn&#8217;t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father&#8217;s business 2. He lived at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Carol</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[bike for my birthday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Little Carol came into the kitchen. Her birthday was coming up &#8220;Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.&#8221; Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol&#8217;s mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7 reasons not to mess with children</title>
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		<comments>http://www.christon.org/humor/7-reasons-not-to-mess-with-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a [...]]]></description>
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