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Monday, January 18th, 2010Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.
If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak [...]
If God Texted The 10 Commandments
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009Here is one way to communicate the 10 commandments, the older you are the longer it will take to read!!
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt [...]
Church Signs
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009“No God — No Peace. Know God — Know Peace.”
“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”
“Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.”
“Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!”
An ad for St.Joseph’s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline [...]
A new missionary recruit
Monday, February 23rd, 2009A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first
time. He was struggling with the language and didn’t
understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending
to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but
eventually got back on track and found the place. Having
arrived late, the church was already packed. The only
pew left [...]
The value of a Catholic education and a pencil
Thursday, February 19th, 2009Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
“Tell me Susie, who created the universe?”
When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the [...]
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