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Friday, October 24th, 2008A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re [...]
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
Tuesday, October 14th, 20081st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive [...]
Different points of view
Monday, October 13th, 2008EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until [...]
Little Carol
Monday, September 22nd, 2008Little Carol came into the kitchen. Her birthday was coming up “Mom, I want a
bike for my birthday.”
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at
school and at home. Carol’s mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get
a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought [...]
7 reasons not to mess with children
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow [...]