Archive for October, 2008
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Thursday, October 30th, 2008DADDY’S EMPTY CHAIR
A man’s daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father.
When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up
on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed.
The minister assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit.
“I guess you [...]
I Love You Mom!
Thursday, October 30th, 2008I Love You Mom!
My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment. She
cooked for students and teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello
to me. I was so embarrassed.
How could she do this to me? I [...]
your time
Monday, October 27th, 2008GOD hears more than you say,
HE … answers more than you ask
HE … gives more than you desire…
All HE ….needs is your time
Today before you think
Friday, October 24th, 2008Today before you think of saying an unkind word
Think of someone who can’t speak
Before you complain about the taste of your food
Think of someone who has nothing to eat
Before you complain about your husband or wife
Think of someone who’s crying out to God for a companion
Today before you complain about life
Think of someone who went [...]
I’M HAVING NUN OF THAT!
Friday, October 24th, 2008A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re [...]