Archive for September, 2008
BEST POEM IN THE WORLD
Thursday, September 25th, 2008I was shocked, confused, bewildered,
As I entered Heaven’s door.
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp–
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my [...]
I’m worth a lot
Monday, September 22nd, 2008I’m worth alot……..
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question
‘What kind of man are you looking for?’
She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking,
‘Do you really want to know?’
Reluctantly, he said, ‘Yes.’
She began to expound…
‘As a woman in this day and age, I [...]
Three Things
Monday, September 22nd, 2008Three things in life that, once gone, never come back -
Time
Words
Opportunity
Three things in life that are most valuable -
Love
Self-confidence
Friends
Three things in life that are never certain -
Dreams
Success
Fortune
Three things that make a man/woman -
Hard work
Sincerity
Commitment
Three things in life that can destroy a man/woman -
Alcohol
Pride
Anger
Three things in life that, once lost, are hard to build-up - [...]
Office Praise
Monday, September 22nd, 2008O – Oh Lord, help me not to cuss anybody out today
F – Freeze my tongue, if somebody gets in my way
F – Fill me with Your grace, so that I might stay cool
I – I’m trying to do right, but I ain’t nobody’s fool
C – Cause me to humble myself, before I get fired
E [...]
Little Carol
Monday, September 22nd, 2008Little Carol came into the kitchen. Her birthday was coming up “Mom, I want a
bike for my birthday.”
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at
school and at home. Carol’s mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get
a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought [...]